Sunday, 12 January 2014

Miley Cyrus and the Unfortunate Truth



Dear Charlie,

Your description of Miley Cyrus is absolutely spot-on!  The way you state the unfortunate truth is frankly remarkable.  But it seems some people wouldn’t see the truth if it were waggling in front of their face.  Which brings me to your points about ‘twerking’.  It is indeed an astonishingly stupid dance which Miley uses as a dinner bell to attract fellow attention-seeking no-bodies with no self-respect.  Her more than masculine appearance makes this ‘dance’ more disturbing than appealing.  If you’re going to advertise your goods at least have something to show for it.

Don’t get me wrong, Miley has an amazing talent which like you say is to destroy all possible respect for her in every music video.    ‘Wrecking Ball’, for example, seems quite emotional at first but all of a sudden – whoops, she’s naked and licking hammers.  Great job, Miley.  But your premonitions have sadly been correct.  Miley’s ‘twerking’ and singing combo have swept the world.  Already this disease has swept the world and infected other artists.  I’ve already seen Rihanna jump on this bandwagon.  Who’s next?

NT

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