By the age of 21, most people are struggling to cope with
the harsh conditions of university dorms and thousands of pounds in debt due to
the universities’ ludicrous fees. Miley
Cyrus however is not most people. Miley Cyrus is in fact an illiterate fool
that has come to fame by singing rubbish songs whilst naked, crashing through
walls on a wrecking ball. Somehow her “clear” talent has landed her millions of
pounds and she will probably earn more than most of Oxbridge’s top graduates put
together. Although she’ll probably just spend it on pointless items that she
doesn’t actually need... A wrecking ball for example.
She was once accepted in society as a teenage star in a T.V
show called “Hannah Montana.” Luckily for us back then, she either hadn’t
matured into such a dislikeable person, or her true, annoying identity was
masked behind her equally annoying character. I would say “I hate to say it”,
but I’m not. I am actually very happy to say that Miley Cyrus is overachieving, tartier version of Sinead O’Connor that unknowingly advertises
herself worldwide as a complete pillock that condones the use of drugs and the
horrible new fad called twerking.
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