Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Over Smiley Miley



Young people these days are always getting slated for being dull, drab and introverting. So when a certain budding soul comes from under the bed, throws away this monstrous, depressing, teenage shell and expresses themself in an audacious way – then we should be overjoyed shouldn’t we? No. Not if they flirt and flounder their prepubescent body in front of my face. I am not happy. We are not happy. Miley Cyrus, please wave your Minnie Mouse elsewhere.

Is it too much to ask for the best of both worlds? A little smile or good morning of our youths and offspring here and there would make us happy enough. So teenagers and young adults don’t feel pressured into believing you must make deep, intense conversation with us. Because Miley, we don’t want to listen to crap like you bragging about drugs! My daughter is in risk of going from wanting the same ombré hair as Hannah Montanna - excuse the term, I am a single father, but I assure you I do watch Match of The Day - to snorting a line of cocaine. 

When given this entwined role of being a significant role model to children and being in the constant spotlight of the media, it doesn’t take any douche canoe to twerk it out that you can’t behave in this outrageous manner. Also, since when is somebody naked, licking a hammer (as Miley Cyrus does in her most recent music video ‘Wrecking Ball’) considered hot and sexy? When I do it, apparently I’m “drunk” and “banned from B&Q”. People need to re-evaluate their opinions. I am that stage now, the one I believe that much of the Earth’s population has reached likewise, which is the only thing that could shock me about Miley Cyrus now is if she tested negative for herpes. 

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