Young people
these days are always getting slated for being dull, drab and introverting. So
when a certain budding soul comes from under the bed, throws away this
monstrous, depressing, teenage shell and expresses themself in an audacious way
– then we should be overjoyed shouldn’t we? No. Not if they flirt and flounder
their prepubescent body in front of my face. I am not happy. We are not happy.
Miley Cyrus, please wave your Minnie Mouse elsewhere.
Is it too
much to ask for the best of both worlds? A little smile or good morning of our
youths and offspring here and there would make us happy enough. So teenagers
and young adults don’t feel pressured into believing you must make deep,
intense conversation with us. Because Miley, we don’t want to listen to crap
like you bragging about drugs! My daughter is in risk of going from wanting the
same ombré hair as Hannah Montanna - excuse the term, I am a single father, but
I assure you I do watch Match of The Day - to snorting a line of cocaine.
When given
this entwined role of being a significant role model to children and being in
the constant spotlight of the media, it doesn’t take any douche canoe to twerk
it out that you can’t behave in this outrageous manner. Also, since when is
somebody naked, licking a hammer (as Miley Cyrus does in her most recent music
video ‘Wrecking Ball’) considered hot and
sexy? When I do it, apparently I’m
“drunk” and “banned from B&Q”. People need to re-evaluate their opinions. I
am that stage now, the one I believe that much of the Earth’s population has
reached likewise, which is the only thing that could shock me about Miley Cyrus
now is if she tested negative for herpes.
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